no idea..

like the tittle said..I have no idea what to write as of now..my life has been a smooth sailing these days..it's like there's nothing more in this life to give me a new dose of thrill and excitement..not that I'm not thankful of this peaceful time I'm having but I have a thirst for new thing to keep me entertained..perhaps I should get a new gaming console or a gaming notebook so that I can quench my deprivation for a while..these are not a definite solution after all since I tended to get bored easily and games are just as exciting as the first time..after that, it'll be a cycle of minuscule self-satisfying tries.."get a life," some would say but I'm living which means this is my life..isn't it so?

C&P XIII - 18sx??

Kini, Pelajar Paling Cerdik di Malaysia telah ditemui!

Kisah ini berlaku di salah sebuah sekolah di Malaysia..Kini pelajar paling cerdik telah ditemui sebagai pengganti pelajar cerdik Amalina kita!Tahniah..teruskan bacaan anda utk menemui jawapannya:


Seorang guru, Cikgu Murni (Umur: 22) menghadapi masalah dengan salah seorang muridnya (Abu). Lalu guru ini bertanya kepada murid tersebut :

"Apa sebenarnya masalah awak, Abu?"

Lalu Abu menjawab, "Saya terlalu cerdik untuk berada di darjah 4, kakak saya menduduki UPSR dan saya lebih cerdik dari dia, maka saya seharusnya berada di tempat yang sama juga!".

Cikgu Murni dah tak tertahan. Dia bawa Abu ke pejabat pengetua. Sementara Abu menunggu di ruang tamu, Cikgu Murni terangkan keadaan tersebut kepada pengetua. Pengetua mengatakan yang dia akan berikan ujian kepada Abu dan jika Abu gagal menjawab, maka Abu harus kekal di darjah 3 dan berkelakuan baik. Abu dibawa masuk ke pejabat Pengetua dan Cikgu Murni terangkan pada Abu dan Abu bersetuju untuk ambil ujian yang akan diberikan.

Pengetua: Apa 3 x 3?
Abu: 9
Pengetua: Apa 6 x 6?
Abu: 36

Pengetua terus bertanyakan soalan2 berdasarkan tahap pencapaian murid2 UPSR dan si Abu mampu menjawab tiap soalan yang diberikan. Lalu pengetua memandang Cikgu Murni dan berkata, "Saya rasa murid ini sepatutnya berada di darjah 6", Lalu Cikgu Murni berkata pada pengetua, "Saya ada soalan saya sendiri, boleh tak saya ajukan pada Abu?". Pengetua dan Abu bersetuju.

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang lembu ada 4 di badan, tapi saya cuma ada dua?

Abu: (berfikir) Kaki

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang ada di dalam seluar kamu tapi tidak pada seluar saya?

Abu: Saku

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang bermula dengan huruf "K" akhir dengan "A", ianya berbulu, berbentuk oval, nyaman dan mengandungi lapisan nipis keputihan?

Abu: Kelapa

Cikgu Murni: Apakah yang masuk keras dan berwarna "pink", bila keluar lembik dan melekit?

Mata Pengetua terbuka luas dan sebelum sempat dia menahan, si Abu terus menjawab.

Abu: Gula-gula getah (Bubblegum)

Cikgu Murni: Apa yang mereka lakukan, lelaki secara berdiri, wanita secara duduk dan anjing secara tiga kaki?

Mata Pengetua sekali lagi terbuka sangat2 luas dan sebelum dia sempat hendak menahan si Abu terus menjawab.

Abu: Bersalaman

Cikgu Murni: Baik, sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan berbentuk siapakah saya, okay?

Abu: Baik Cikgu

Cikgu Murni: Awak memasukkan batang kedalam saya. Awak ikat saya untuk saya berdiri. Saya kebasahan sebelum awak.

Pengetua kelihatan resah dengan soalan yang diajukan oleh Cikgu Murni.

Abu: Khemah

Cikgu Murni: Jari memasuki saya. Awak menggesel-gesel saya bila awak teringatkan saya. Lelaki idaman akan mendapat saya dahulu.

Pengetua semakin resah dan tidak selesa. Lantas terus meneguk segelas Nescafe 3in1.

Abu: Cincin perkahwinan

Cikgu Murni: Saya ada bermacam-macam saiz. Bila saya sakit saya akan meleleh. Bila saya keluar, banyak tisu yang akan digunakan. Bila awak hembuskan saya, akan berasa lega.

Sekali lagi pengetua rasa amat resah dengan soalan yang di ajukan oleh Cikgu Murni dan ingin membantah, tapi si Abu mendahuluinya.

Abu: Hidung

Cikgu Murni: Saya batang yang keras. Hujungnya tajam. Saya akan datang dan masuk dengan lajunya.

Abu: Anak panah

Cikgu Murni: Sekarang saya akan ajukan soalan dalam Bahasa Inggeris, okay?

Abu: Okay

Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and end in 'K' that means lot ofheat and excitement?

Abu: Firetruck

Cikgu Murni: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont getit you have to use your hand.

Abu: Fork

Cikgu Murni: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?

Abu: Surname

Cikgu Murni: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?

Abu: Heart

Pengetua menghembuskan nafas kelegaan bila mendengar jawapan yang diberikan oleh si Abu, lantas berkata "Baik hantar murid ini ke Universiti Malaya; jawapan yang saya fikirkan semuanya salah"

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P/s: Jika jawapan anda semua salah, anda adalah sama spesies dengan pengetua yang mempunyai pemikiran kuning.....hehehe

Comeback XD

I'm actually stranded right now because it's been raining non-stop since the afternoon..so with these overwhelming sense of isolated and boredom, I decided to end the drought after all this time..I was actually planning to keep on silent for a year but oh well XD Impulsive you say..I sure am..anyway, let just get this over with something I picked up along the way these past few months..let see if this works XD

Free Music at divine-music.info



guess it did..woohoo XD

From Where to Where? part 1

this is something I quoted from a magazine named "Solusi" the 20th issue..the name are taken from the word solution which seems to bring with it a lot of meaning..In chemistry, a solution is a homogeneous mixture where one substance is dissolved in another..In mathematics, a solution can specifically mean the result of equation solving..and in business, a solution is a product, service, or combination of both which is said to solve a business or consumer's problem..the magazine itself may have gotten the name from the many problems which are discussed and solved inside..anyway..here's what caught my interest in the mag then..I've translated it from the original language which is Malaysian Language..

From Where Going to Where?

Parents can ask these following question to their children..Teachers can also asks their students to write down their answers on papers..But the most important thing is we ask this to ourselves..These are the question:

1) Where are you now ?

2) What are you up to ?

3) Where are you headed after this ?

I will give u guys some times to ponder yourselves for now..I'll continue this in my next post =P

Gone to Places..

On Thursday, I went back to Kuala Kangsar..an hour trip more or less..

On Friday..went to a waterfall..it was great to take a dip in the cold and refreshing icy water..spent almost 2 hours there..

I had a wedding to attend today..it my uncle's..hehe..the venue was at Sg Dua Public Hall..the trip took about half a day..

That about summarize all my past activities other than gaming and surfing the net..anyway..all those trips are very tiring..I'll need some time for myself to recuperate..hehe XD

I'm Going Home..

No..it's not about another song with the same title by Chris Daughtry..but the song is pretty good itself..I'm finally getting ready to go back to my home now..well, not so ready actually..but since the ticket are book and all, I guess I've no choice then..I really am going back to see my family..to those who are already back(I think most of them are), have a great time this holiday..don't forget to come back to work after 2 weeks though..hehehe ^^
p/s - I'm still half asleep =_=..so I hope by posting something it'll get my brain to work and wake me up fully..I've to admit it's working just fine ^_^

Behind Brown Eyes..

This song..I heard it once, or maybe twice during secondary school..but the melody and lyric were implanted into me even till now..there isn't any connection between the wordings and myself nevertheless, I found it very attached to my memory..I'll let you guys explore it yourselves here..

"Behind Blue Eyes" -Limp Bizkit

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
And no one knows
What it's like to be hated
To be fated to telling only lies

[Chorus:]
But my dreams they aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

No one knows what its like
To feel these feelings
Like i do, and i blame you!
No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through

[Chorus]

Discover l.i.m.p. say it [x4]
No one knows what its like
To be mistreated, to be defeated
Behind blue eyes
No one knows how to say
That they're sorry and don't worry
I'm not telling lies

[Chorus]

No one knows what its like
To be the bad man, to be the sad man
Behind blue eyes.

I don't know how you felt but I'll tell what I feel from listening to this particular song..Strength, wisdom and will-power.. while everyone around you is probably the enemy, critics, back stabers or even someone who's invisible, detestable and etc, there is still a story behind each and every one of them..people may not seem like what we thought they might be..driven into a corner and then taking a path which changed them forever..but deep inside, he's still the same..if you could spare some time and listen, you'll see what's behind those blue eyes or green or brown or any colour at all..what say you??